Friday, February 26, 2010

Limerick Chick 2010

So, I need to re-gain my title as Limerick Chick 2010 hosted by Weebles Wobblog. Here is my winning limerick from last year, as a first time participant I might add. Remember that this blog is about my life as well as infertility and adoption.

I once was scared of the gyno
Now I'll drop my pants for a rhino
When bad times are worse
There's blogs like the mrsch
Or instead I can just be a whino

Here are my entries to keep the title for 2010.

'Cause I'm Irish:

I'm an Irish gal who drinks whisky
Sometimes I go home and get frisky.
When the good deed is done.
Wishing 4 One.
Or at least eat some spam and some latke.

And cause I'm a mama:

Potty training is quite the event.
Every night I am totally spent.
There are days we’re so close.
Cleaning up poop is gross.
And, today he peed in the vent.

C'mon don't you love choices?
VOTE FOR ME. Look to the right to vote starting March 2.

The winner gets to donate $20 to a charity of their choice.
I will be donating to Cara's wonderful non-profit, Share Southern Vermont.
Pregnancy and Infant Loss Support.


Saige said...

You are too cute. lol

Kristin said...

OMG, you so totally rock at this limerick writing. I bow down at your awesomeness.

Homesick Cajun said...

Thanks so much for stopping by! Have a great weekend!

Suzy said...

I love it!

Lavender Luz said...

Two great contenders, as always!

WiseGuy said...

You had me cracked up...both on frisky biz and potty training....good ones!

Nanny Adventures said...

I like them both, could i make a suggestion for the potty one? You should but the vent line under the spent line and end with the poop line. Just a thought. I really like the first one, very clever.

PFM said...

Ending with poop would be great but the limerick has to be written in a certain rhythm- like hickory dickory dock.

Molly said...

those are all hilarious, I like the whiskey one the best!

jrs said...

Congrats on your win


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